Sort of Vegan

and if you're lactose intolerant, that doesn't make you "sort of vegan." even more so if you're saying that to me while eating a chicken wing.

That was one of my first exchanges with a friend at a party when she asked me what being vegan meant. But she's a sweetheart and was just slightly confused or trying to relate. So I kindly explained that it was more than just not being able to digest lactose. Still, funny moment.